Gates, Schwab and Fauci at Imperial College, circa 1975.
Rumours that Bill Gates shared accomodation with Klaus Schwab and Anthony Fauci while the three were students at Imperial College in the 1970s have long been doing the rounds in conspiracy circles. Gates has always denied the claims, and those who made them regularly came across as nut jobs and social misfits. However, recent photographic evidence has emerged which has the potential to really bite Gates in the arse big time.
An image currently doing the rounds on the internets appears to show a young Klaus Schwab, sitting on box containing unknown contents, flanked by a baby-faced Gates and a zombie-faced Anthony Fauci. The image appears to be taken outside the Imperial College theatre, which mysteriously burned to the ground shortly after the photo was taken.
Gates, who invented the computer in the 1970s, has long denied any association with either Schwab or Fauci. "Never heard of them", he said in a recent BBC interview, "They sound like made up names to me. I was far too busy inventing the computer in the 1970s to associate with Klaus and Tony, if they even exist".
The source of the recent photo leak is unknown, although its metadata contains a curious email address: dolorescahill@yahoo,com.
When challenged about the image, Gates, who invented Photoshop in the 1970s, said, "Haven't you heard of Photoshop?" In additon, he suggested that anyone who didn't believe him should ask his former tutor at Imperial College, George Soros, for confirmation of his story. "If you don't believe me, just ask George Soros - he'll confirm my story", said Gates, giggling nervously and waving his arms about in the air.
At the time of writing Professor Soros was unavailable for comment.